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Time Sensitive

A term originally used to describe urgent tasks or deadlines, but now more accurately refers to the extremely limited window during which one must impress their partner in bed—before the mood, the moment, or the erection disappears like a Snapchat message.
"Bro, I lit candles, put on Usher, and she was ready... but my dog started barking, her mom FaceTimed her, and then I sneezed. Mission failed. It was time sensitive."
by Pharedus April 8, 2025
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Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addicting Than Snorting Cocaine
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Phantom Sense

This sense is something that only people who do not go outside can understand! (Furries)
Alpha wolf: PLEASE DO NOT WALK THROUGH ME I CAN FEEEEL THAT!!!

E Kitten: yes pwease don’t walk thru dada he has phantom sense 😢
by Momokaxxx April 28, 2025
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Civic Sense

Buzzword from Indians who can't stand living in their own country. Usually in reference to 3rd world behavior that shows a lack of respect towards public spaces.
A: Why is everyone running red lights in Hyperbad?
B: Because they lack civic sense.
by Leonid117 May 7, 2025
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Gay Sensitive

When someone gets overly emotional or dramatic over something minor. Doesn’t mean they’re actually gay, but their sensitivity levels are flamboyant.

Used playfully.

Term coined by a “straight” girl. #Angel
Person 1: “Why’d you air me for 6 hours? If you don’t want to talk to me anymore say that.”

Person 2: “Relax, I was busy. You’re being gay sensitive.”
by Aaaed July 9, 2025
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Common sense isn't so common

(phrase / life observation / savage truth)

A brutally honest way to say that just because something seems obvious, most people will still find a way to mess it up. Perfect for moments when humanity disappoints you, usually in public or online.

Used when:

Someone does something completely avoidable or facepalm-worthy.

You realize society collectively skipped the “how to adult” manual.

You want to sound smart while judging idiots.

Meaning: Humans often act in ways that defy logic, and that’s on them.

Synonyms: “Apparently, this is optional,” “Logic is rare,” “Humanity, why?”
Examples of contexts in which common sense isn't so common:

Coworker: “I put metal in the microwave.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”

Friend: “I just walked into traffic because I was texting.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”

Internet comment section: literally anything ever.
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
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