September 20th

A day where Weebs and normies alike decided to storm the most heavily guarded base in america, Area 51. Their plan was simple, yet complicated. The Karens and Furries would charge the front while the people armed to the teeth and Naruto (TM) Runners charge the right flank. Then, on the left flank, Kyles, Rock Throwers and Anti-Vax kids would storm the left flank. All of this is happening while us, as intellectuals, sneak around the back and go inside and clap some sweet alien cheeks.

Kyle: "I want those alien cheeks so badly!"
Karen: "We're going to storm Area 51 first you bone head."
Kyle: "It's on September 20th right?"
Karen: "When would it be if it wasn't, Bone head?"

by Weeb_Boi 69 October 19, 2019

September 2nd

This is the day a beautiful and smart person was born.

Oh yea she was born on September 2nd

by Shh_dictionary June 22, 2021

september 13 2007

A FUCKING GOD WAS MADE. SERIOUSLY LIKE THEY GONNA BE HELLA SUCCESSFUL AND POPULAR AND PRETTY AND HOT AND JUST BE A FUCKING GOD

"She was born on september 13 2007 she must be a god"

by You birth mom November 19, 2021

September 3

This is national short person giver tall person slap day!

They short friend slaps the tall friend on September 3

by Udumbo September 1, 2021

September 2

Grab ass day today is national grab ass day

He grabbed her ass and ran to class on September 2

by Fefytfreth September 2, 2021

September 7th

Relationship day!!! Today is the day where we celebrate our boyfriends and girlfriends!❤️‼️

Samantha: Babe it’s September 7th!
Bill: Yep Relationship day!

by Kekerereieie September 3, 2021

September 18th

Everything will fall into place and your life will be happy

I can’t wait for September 18th!

by Lxxlee September 15, 2021