Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it
I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.
by Mo0fin November 22, 2021
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A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.
The Secret Society of Lobster People doesn't exist so forget about it.
by iloveandmissuall December 23, 2014
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secret mouth organ

an exclamation of extreme displeasure when words such as shit, bollocks and cock just aren't enough.
Pete: hey andy, somebody just smashed your car up!
Andy: SECRET MOUTH ORGAN!!!!
by stealthy_ginger June 18, 2011
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Silent Secret

When one ejaculates into another persons ear causing a silent scenario much like an ear plug. it is a secret because it is delivered directly into the ear.
When i pulled out i grabbed her hair and gave her a silent secret. She didn't even hear it cumming!
by ninjawise December 14, 2019
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secret class

a title for a porn, or a really shit toptoon that includes a aunt that wants to fuck her nephew and sisters wanting to fuck their brother who is the same person.
"have your read secret class?"
"Yeah, its shit."
by Vocloid miku December 27, 2022
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Double Secret Stranger

When two dudes adjacent to each other numb their own hands with the objective of giving themselves a stranger. However, each dude mistakenly grabs each others' penis and proceed to perform the stranger on the other person while believing they are performing said act on themselves, erstwhile they are performing the double stranger on each other.
John and Bob got completely wasted, crashed on the futon next to each other with the intention of performing a stranger. However, they were so fucked up that they ended up performing a double secret stranger.
by gaptooth December 17, 2023
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Crugers Chin Secretion

Where a peadophile stores his secret stash of child porn
Police ended up finding child porn in Crugers Chin Secretion
by CrugersChinSecretion December 25, 2020
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