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sausage saloon

A bar whose inhabitants are almost entirely male. Sausage saloons differ from gay bars in that the clientele is straight; mostly working stiffs and pensioners enjoying a cold one. Not bad places to hang out, but don't go there looking to score chicks.

Moe's Tavern would be a classic example.
Dan: "Damn, that 90-year old barmaid is the only chick in here!"

Tony: "Yeah, this is a sausage saloon. Let's finish our beers and check out the action at that place down the street."
by tuftskins December 9, 2009
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Sausage supper

Aka a saveloy supper. A sausage supper is sucking on a penis in the evening time.
"Hey Harry, it's Johnny. Do you fancy coming round mine a Steve's for a spot of supper this evening?"

(Harry) "Is it a sausage supper?"
(Johnny) "Of course, it goes without saying!"
(Harry) "I'm on my way"
by Jonny and Steve August 9, 2018
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Sausage Grease

Dick sweat.
The sweat of a man's crotch.
Nigga I'm about to rub my sausage grease on your face.
by BarryJeriGina January 16, 2017
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Sausage Trough

A bar that always has the same dudes sitting around drinking beer, usually in the middle of the day.
Stopped in to see Andie at Hooters today, and saw the same old sausage trough lined up drinking America's.
by denimdave77 August 17, 2016
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Sausage Fest

When a large group, typically of men, gather and eat a lot of sausages (usually German, both the men and the sausages).
"Oktoberfest is the best Sausage Fest in the world"
by Duppy Conqueror February 17, 2020
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Sausage Slam

An alternative to punching someone in the face. When angered, your dick can also be used as a weapon: just whip it out, get hard, then run into whatever part of someone you would like to cripple.
Biff: "Your sister's a whore!"
Charlie: "Get ready to receive a sausage slam!"
by DennisLeary July 25, 2009
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Sausage Hammer

Sausage Hammer

A rubber mallet used in the separation of frozen sausages.
"Paul was trying to make a casserole so he separated the sausages with a Sausage Hammer"
by Flipfloo78 April 10, 2019
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