In response to a case of bubble guts, the practice of giving a slight push from one's ass to determine if the bowel is about to spew, or it if is only a helpless fart.
Albert: I can hear your stomach from here, do you need to go to the bathroom?
Mary: I think I'm alright. I just did a test push and it seems to be just gas for now.
Mary: I think I'm alright. I just did a test push and it seems to be just gas for now.
by AdamLovesCabernet June 12, 2020
by goth2boss September 20, 2019
A visual artist or light architect, who hands are occupied pushing buttons, and he runs out of limbs to push with...he uses his knees to press the other buttons to go pew or kaboom. (Action)
My hands were occupied with buttons darling, had to use the good ole knee push or knee buttoned to get the other two.
by finlind September 10, 2017
extol something, what sales 'people' do... (this term was actually used by my grandfather, 40 years ago!)
as soon as i walk in the door, somebody calls me to push something
the telephone rang and it was somebody pushing something
the telephone rang and it was somebody pushing something
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
by Sadjhj April 11, 2024
by Kavarli November 25, 2024
The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.
Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.
by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025