Pick Me Girl

Molly Fellenz in a nut shell

I shouldn’t need to list a reason you know why Molly is a pick me girl

by Cam_Daddy April 18, 2022

picks me up

An action where you boyfriend picks you up, your heart starts racing and you forget how to breathe.

When he touches your face it takes your breathe

When he picks me up, I almost forgot how to breathe

by Sass72 November 3, 2021

Not Picking up The phone

Answering yes to the pending question

Not picking up the phone

Person 1: calls person 2

Person 2: doesn't answer

Person 1: that means yes.

by Joseph Stoneley August 12, 2021

Pick-Me

An annoying ugly ass bitch named Ella Mossbacher that literally used to hang out with the boys in 5th grade and tries to include herself into things

Don’t be a pick-me like Ella Mossbacher

by user2827272 December 4, 2023

YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B

Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam June 4, 2023

Pick me

A boy/girl often being obsessed over one typical person. Often saying things like " Oh yeah i literally into football i watch it everyday!" Just to get chosen by their crush. They often think that their life is a movie and will also copy the things they see from their crush or that seems to get their attention.

"Omg don't you think lara is such a Pick Me?"
"YESS I know right She's all over jacob"

by thepersonuneedinyourlife September 7, 2023

Smoodge pick

To pick up dog poop in the yard.

(Aubrey) Hey Gina, Dad says we need to smoodge pick today.
(Gina) But I picked up Ellie's poop yesterday!

by Nurse Aubs March 31, 2010