Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.

Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock

by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025

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Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.

According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?

by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023

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rim o clock

the time of day when everyone gets free rim jobs

Dale be at the library for rim o clock

by DaleTheTrapSnail December 29, 2015

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Clocked your Tea

Accusing someone of something you know they did.

R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.

R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.

by clockedmytea April 6, 2025

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Clocked up

A way of barbies (da hood) winning a 1v1 or 1v1+

Barbie: girl u got clocked up *stomps*

by BARBIE_800 April 27, 2024

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Hoe o' clock

The time of day where a gentleman or a woman stops all other activity to tend to his or her hoes through various social media platforms, mostly snapchat. The most common hoe o' clock is at 11 pm but can vary greatly. It often interferes with a mans gaming schedule since a man cannot snap hoes with a headset on.

Oh wow would you look at that, it´s Hoe o' clock, time to stop gaming and tend after my hoes!

by Hi Im fat May 23, 2020

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