beaner bath towel

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.

Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.

by Moist butt hole August 25, 2016

Georgia Bird Bath

Finger your girl till she cum on your hand then let her pee on your hand. Use the cum as soap and the pee as water. When done, use her farts to dry your hands.

"Bruh my girl just gave me the best Georgia Bird Bath ever!"

by Hand washing August 9, 2016

Georgia Cat bath

To wash your hands in a female's piss and cum then proceed to dry your hands with her farts.

"Bruh I just got the best Georgia Cat Bath from my girl!"

by Hand washing August 7, 2016

bath quake

BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS AN EARTHQUAKE , but way less messy, you take a bath, and, splash the water all around causing it to get all over everything!!! the floor, the walls, everything!!

instead of a regular bath, she took a bath quake and made a mess everywhere!!

by lesser of 2 eviles June 15, 2016

turtle bath

A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.

I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!

by Thewolfsdove June 10, 2016

go bathe

another term for "whatever" meaning joking or being silly.

Bihh, go bathe!

by upsonlee February 13, 2018

fishy bubble bath

To blow raspberries into a girls wet vagina

If you don't give your girl a 'fishy bubble bath' your an absolute joke

by Ryan omg'leary January 20, 2017