March 7th

National ask your crush out day !!!

John: Guess What ?
Jane: What ?
John: It's MARCH 7TH !!!
Jane: So?
John: Your my crush its national ask your crush out day

Jane: Oh Okay
*Goes out*

by I'm Ya Mami <3 March 6, 2022

March 13

National fuck with your crush day

random guy: hey it's March 13 i can fuck with my crush
random guy 2: WAIT REALLY??

by shorter than your dick January 7, 2022

march 31st

international day for bullying everyone named gracy

me: happy march 31st guys
gracy: hey guys how are yo-
me: haha noob!!!!

by notnicolyn March 30, 2022

March 21

The day when your teachers have to say yes to EVERYTHING.

Student: Miss can we skip lessons?
Teacher: No
Student:But it's March 21st!
Teacher: Oh yes you can

by Mazzy63 March 6, 2022

March 22

March 22nd, kick your tallest guy friend in the balls, with permission.

Girl: Yo, it’s March 22nd can I kick your balls?
Boy: ayo, why not

by isimpforkimseungmin October 15, 2021

March 20

National get a soapy booby pic. Mainly from your girlfriend.

BF: Hey can I get a soapy booby pic it’s March 20th
GF: guess I have too.

by MacktheG March 19, 2021

March 5th

Queen Doja has declared National Vibration/Aura Day on March 5th

I'm not feeling your Vibrations

Bro why are you telling me this

Cuz it's National Vibration/Aura Day!!!

March 5th

by Raph44 March 5, 2022