A Mafu is generally term used for describing someone who is severly lacking in the common sence department, and someone who actualy surprises even the stupidest of people with how little that person knows about even the most mundane and well known things in life. For example a particualar mafu once tried to offend someone by saying "ha ha you sit down when you piss and it comes out your ass, just like a woman"
Insults also include : "chobster", "testical face"
another spectacular example of a mafu is someone who once gamed for 3 hours straight on a cebeebees website
another spectacular example of a mafu is someone who once gamed for 3 hours straight on a cebeebees website
by you guys are so f*ing annoying December 4, 2010
Get the mafu mug.Marist Mafia was founded by two young men whose lives have been corrupted by drugs, extortion, and other organised crime. These two men are infamous all over the world, particually in Mediteranian countries such as Italy and Sicily. These two men go by the names of Roboito© and Santino©.
Both of these Mafia Dons© have not only inherited a vast amount of financial inferstructure, but they have also added to it to a fairly large extent (with the money that they aquire from organised crime).
These 2 Godfathers© have ways of dealing with people that you couldn't even dream of. They wouldn't just wack you, they would do something far more traditional. First, they would panty raid you. Then, they would spit roast you. And finally, they would put you on the block. These are all unsavoury acts which are best not to even be thought about.
Roboito© and Santino© tend to work alone when it comes to the business part of Marist Mafia dealings. However, they have millions of worldwide associates. For example: in the South West Pacific they have connections and colleagues who go by the name of DOS disciple of sniffa LTB, 565, SCAT SOLDIERS, PANTY RAID AUTHENTIC and many more.
These two founders of the Marist Mafia have also founded another world famous institute which is run by an associate of Roboito© and Santino©. However this associates name is confidential. This institute is called M.M.D.B.C which stands for MARIST MAFIA DRIVE BY COMMITTEE©. The Committee uses a range of guns from AK's to Berettas to Glocks to Fo Fo's.
So as you can see, the Marist Mafia is a worldwide organisation who has a reputation for organised crime, drugs and extortion throughout the world.
A few words of wisdom...
Don't fuck with the Marist Mafia.
Both of these Mafia Dons© have not only inherited a vast amount of financial inferstructure, but they have also added to it to a fairly large extent (with the money that they aquire from organised crime).
These 2 Godfathers© have ways of dealing with people that you couldn't even dream of. They wouldn't just wack you, they would do something far more traditional. First, they would panty raid you. Then, they would spit roast you. And finally, they would put you on the block. These are all unsavoury acts which are best not to even be thought about.
Roboito© and Santino© tend to work alone when it comes to the business part of Marist Mafia dealings. However, they have millions of worldwide associates. For example: in the South West Pacific they have connections and colleagues who go by the name of DOS disciple of sniffa LTB, 565, SCAT SOLDIERS, PANTY RAID AUTHENTIC and many more.
These two founders of the Marist Mafia have also founded another world famous institute which is run by an associate of Roboito© and Santino©. However this associates name is confidential. This institute is called M.M.D.B.C which stands for MARIST MAFIA DRIVE BY COMMITTEE©. The Committee uses a range of guns from AK's to Berettas to Glocks to Fo Fo's.
So as you can see, the Marist Mafia is a worldwide organisation who has a reputation for organised crime, drugs and extortion throughout the world.
A few words of wisdom...
Don't fuck with the Marist Mafia.
Marist Mafia says: "Ayo Franky! You come round here one more time, I'm gonna have to wack ya! KA-PEESH?
Franky says: "No, please Roboito© and Santino©!! I'll do anything! Why would you even dream of touching me anyway"?
Marist Mafia says: "Because I do what i wanna do ya know! SMOKE 'EM!
PRRAAAAAAATT!
Franky says: "No, please Roboito© and Santino©!! I'll do anything! Why would you even dream of touching me anyway"?
Marist Mafia says: "Because I do what i wanna do ya know! SMOKE 'EM!
PRRAAAAAAATT!
by LTB565 January 10, 2005
Get the marist mafia mug.KAOS is an underground mafia secret to the public. KAOS is connected to over 1000 cities around the world. They do mostly assassination contracts but also they run chop shops, do major burgulary, hacking, extorsion, espionage, smuggling (non-narcotic), etc. KAOS was responsible for the mafia hit of JFK. Usually if an assassination goes unsolved or an extremely valuable object is stolen with no leads, KAOS is responsible. KAOS is currently in a secret war with the Russian Mafia, the Neo-Nazi groups around the world, and the Colombian drug cartels like the North Valley Cartel.
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Get the Mafia mug.mafia is the term to an italian gang family, and are tuff like shit. they bascially mug, shoot, kill, threaten, ransom, smuggle, etc.
Mark: damn it man! i just got mugged by a mafia!
Bob: haha owned
Mark:why the fuck am i friends with u?
Bob: haha owned
Mark:why the fuck am i friends with u?
by Señor Pop November 7, 2009
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Get the Mafia wars admin mug.it stands for "mother and fathers (of the) italian association
the biggest association in the mob which a lot of people think is cool because they have no one else to idolize even though the mobsters commit horrible crimes.
It now can be used as a synonym for the mob, because you don't even have to be italian to say you're part of a mafia.
the biggest association in the mob which a lot of people think is cool because they have no one else to idolize even though the mobsters commit horrible crimes.
It now can be used as a synonym for the mob, because you don't even have to be italian to say you're part of a mafia.
I am in the mafia...don't cross me or you'll wake up in your bed in a huge puddle of blood and a horses head that was chopped off.
by Get_off_the_computer_LAZY_ass_and_find_some_morals January 15, 2005
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