main goon

The character or pornstar that you goon to most frequently, similar to having a "main" character in a video game.

No way she is your main goon!

by ponabgulao April 21, 2025

stalker main

From critical strike, this phrase is used to refer to the class "stalker", which is considered very annoying by the community. By using this, you emphasize that someone is a "professional loser", thus, their opinions will not matter, nor will their words.

Dont care, didnt ask, plus, you are a stalker main

by Frosted Fool December 31, 2019

Main Bird

Better than Dave's Hot Chicken

Main Bird Hot Chicken is better than Waffle Bus.

by HadiDrippedBirria December 17, 2023

Maine Lobster Roll

You begin by repetitively inserting your penis into the woman’s anal cavity until the “pink sock” releases and comes out. You then finish on it for the “mayo” of the lobster roll. You complete the lobster roll by opening your mouth as if it’s the bun, and putting the cum topped pink sock in your mouth.

Dude… I heard Nate pulled off a Maine Lobster Roll with his girlfriend!

by xmsmuh15 May 25, 2022

Bursting a Water Main

When your Girlfriend or sexual partner squirts in bed without warning.

"Hey Babe, why is it so wet down there" "Sorry love I was bursting a water main"

by waverboy February 10, 2018

main T

an ultimate terroriser who wreaks havoc upon the inhabitants of a local town

andy please teach me ur main T ways

by ladiesman435 June 3, 2010

hole on main

A term generally used by twitter (or other social media) gay men to define the act of accidentally posting photos of their anus on their main social media- or more generally nudes on their public social media profiles, instead of their alternate media profiles which are usually specifically for the purpose of sharing nudes.

Accidentally posted Hole on main yesterday, so many new follows now

by Namaste lads February 9, 2023