if you ever meet her, run. weird prickly pear of a boy. chicago superfan, fake tan connoisseur, smart, pretends to know celebs including david dobrik, maddie go bears, cubs fan, bears teammate, blackhawks lover, she will rock your world
person 1: hey did you go to the lightshow
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe
by T. Koulentes November 14, 2021
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Nate “Oh, but up Maddie Parks, she loves cheating on her boyfriend and riding tiny ducks!”
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