Phoney Art Lover

A person that visits an art gallery and takes a photo of the art on their phone to view the artwork at a more convenient time.

"That twat has just taken a phot of that artwork even though they're standing right next to it, fucking Phoney Art Lover!"

by mizogArt June 25, 2017

fam lover

Fashion and makeup lover

"I'm such a fam lover!"
"What?"

"Fashion and makeup lover!"

by Bbybbg July 1, 2017

one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 19, 2017

your brother a man lover

Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest

Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap

Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve

Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.

by GhostIsGay April 9, 2018

blind lover

Someone in a relationship who can't tell what the other is feeling when it is obvious.

Wow, Laura... How could you be such a blind lover?

by Savage309 February 27, 2017

best lover friend

When you're someone best lover but they just wanna be friends.

Sally sue tell me I'm the best lover friend she ever had.

by Ppdr May 24, 2016

lover duche oven

A weird kink where one of the lovers gets super turned on after getting duche oven

That's a lover duche oven

by I'm da man April 27, 2016