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Jessica

she is the sweetest girl in the world. The only girl who could ever give two cares about you. Even knows you more than you do

one of the realist friends out there! Probably has a blessed knowledge about the bible and how to treat others because she didn't have too many problems

maybe it was just my fault
Jessica and her best friend(well should be) need to revolutionize their friendship because this has great potential to go somwhere good in life

I pray you will never lose a Jessica.
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
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Jessica's Plant

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
by Bex Belling June 11, 2024
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Jessica

Jessicas will always be smart beautiful and struggle with friendships but get they guys without knowing her whole life
Oh Jessica that girl can't keep a friends but she is dang hot
by JJlollipop14 December 9, 2019
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Jessica

"A girl that is super loyal and sexy shes nice and easy to fall inlove with"
Jared:Hey u heard of jessica
Alex:yeah
Jared:I like her and shes super loyal asf
by YoniceppImao October 26, 2020
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Jessica Saturday

Super caring and fun. She’s athletic, dorky, and weird. She plays stupid games on the computer that waste her time and plays with her dogs. atom 2 things about her is she isn’t pretty nor she can sing. She sounds like a rat threw up. Most importantly is her personality- she cares for her friends and family so much so if u ever find a Jessica Saturday- make sure to keep her.
Omg- have you SEEN Jessica Saturday’s post?
by Ummm...yeahhhh May 20, 2018
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Jessica

the word to describe something greater than the old megan fox

megan fox is going wet from this amazing brainfuck called jessica !!!
jessica
by pandarammler December 19, 2016
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Jessicaitis

Medical condition in which one is unable to make eye contact with Jessica when near.
What’s wrong with you?
I have Jessicaitis. Can’t even look her in the eyes when she’s near.
by Hedgehogsloth January 20, 2024
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