Jason

This boi is cool af. Blonde hair, blue eyes, tall. Usually plays basketball all and runs track. He’s nice and funny and the hottest dude you’ve seen by far, and all any girl wants is for a guy like him to walk into her life.

GODDAMN, JASONNNN

by heheit’smebitch May 4, 2018

Jason

Jason is a person of shitty stature (jason rettig)(nhs)

Fuck off jason

by RetroG1617 May 9, 2018

nicole and jason

terrible couple.

nicole and jason should break up

by sexybeautyfab November 25, 2016

jason bourne

a hardman, but not as hard as james bond

jason bourne is a hardman but bond is harder

by Evan4401 October 5, 2010

Jason

Jason is kind of a nerd who nobody really likes except for his few friends. Jason is a wimpy kid and is really awkward, he does not get very much attention and is almost antisocial

"Omg nobody likes that new kid." "Really why?" "He's a total nerd his name is Jason" "

by CoolJay03 April 4, 2017

Jason

A great friend but also a complete dick when he wants to he also gets angry extremely quickly he has a really short temper and will hurt his friends if they get in his way he will break your heart with a snap of his fingers hes strong fast athletic in general but hes not to bright (hes stupid) hes also a cheating prick and a lair he cant be trusted and he doesn't really trust others sometimes his judgement is good some times bad if you ever meet him get away as quick as you can before he hurts you to

Jason broke my heart strangled 6 of his so called friends for no good reason broke Jacobs nose for no good reason and more and my name is Tessa

by T3S5/\ February 13, 2018

Jason

Jasons are a type of humans that sometimes really don't give a damn. They don't like people that tell them what to do. They also don't like girls that are too clingy and are like magnets. They may seem like assholes but they do care if they do give a damn (rarely). So if a Jason says "I don't give a rats ass..." than he doesn't give a damn about that topic. Jasons also can be good partners if you want someone that does gaming 23 hours a day. They might make you cry but you will know they do care if you cry tears of happyness.

Jack-"Dude Jason is grumpy today and screwed up my project!"
Owen-"Same, he knocked down my binder and just flipped me off!"
Jen-"I asked him if he wants to go to the dance with me but he said I don't give a damn about you!"
Teacher-"THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS A JASON NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Owen-"I forgot, the teacher's first name is Jason."

by almostGOAT December 11, 2018