by McGinn420 November 20, 2013
Get the jamie buick mug.one day a 16-year-old boy called Jamie, claims to not have wanked for decades, yet when he stumbles upon a delectable girl by the name of Jessica Barnes. He can no longer resist his primal instincts. He begins to get to know her, yet his nice, non-sexual nature raises suspicion. But after decades of not touching his penis, he proposes a deal with the young Jessica. Should she aid him in his quest to cum? or does she refuse to be his wanking warrior?
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they get bitches and all the milfs
man one: omg it’s jamie
man two: hide your milfs!!
they get bitches and all the milfs
man one: omg it’s jamie
man two: hide your milfs!!
who is jamie?
by totallynotjamie December 21, 2021
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Get the Jamie mug.A boy who is intelligent, yet silly. A boy who is cold on the outside, yet warm and cuddly on the inside. A boy who tell his friends everything, yet he has many secrets hidden. A boy who is a great friend, yet a worthy adversary if you are not a friend of his. A boy who is extremely sweet and innocent, yet he kicks someone's ass when necessary.
Jamie is so sweet ;3
by Jamie J Brown June 5, 2018
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by bigblackjamiepenis January 6, 2022
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A better name for him is gaymie OR the one-inch wonder as his mum calls him
A better name for him is gaymie OR the one-inch wonder as his mum calls him
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