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Jamie

Jamie is a fat fucking simpleton who spends his free time eating, sleeping (very little), complaining about literally nothing and smoking copious amounts of marijuana that he bought with his universal credit money. Jamie will literally snort vape liquid up his nose because he bums off it that much.
Person 1: hey is that a simp?
Person 2) no it’s just Jamie the silly cunt!
by oesn March 2, 2020
mugGet the Jamiemug.

jamie

people who’s name is jamie are super cool, super cute, super pretty, super funny, and just perfect:)<3
(this is about a very specific jamie, but she doesn’t need to know that)
by idkyoufoff November 23, 2021
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Jamie

Wow that monkey is so big!

It must be a Jamie
by a regular memer boi December 14, 2016
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Jamie

That guy reminds me of a Jamie
by Blockyguns July 23, 2019
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Jamie

A genuinely smart girl! She's very kind even when she doesn't act like it (I hope) and she seems to be very selfless and helpful. She is very beautiful (not) and treats Hu Tao as if she is a god. she thinks of herself negatively, but it isn't true!

she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die! she doesn't want to die!

She is very Thirsty, Sexually and literally ; )

in a 2 mile radius of her, all boy's underpants drop
Damn, I think Jamie is gonna give me a blowjob tonight. I am a lucky man ; )
by Clionss October 21, 2021
mugGet the Jamiemug.

jamie chesters

There is a absalote spectard and a
Has a very caring friend named Callum Jacob is a mong
by Dghdhxhchch April 5, 2019
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jamie pearce

Michael: So Jamie Pearce how's the top quality banter
by Creamybeaver59 May 29, 2016
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