jake t. austin

an actor that currently plays max in a show called wizard of waverly place.
Is currently dating jennifer quiros who will be an extra in the wizards of waverly place movie.

Daisy:"Oh my gosh, did you know Jake T. Austin is dating Jennifer Quiros"

Kristen: "No, but who the hell is that?"

Daisy:"she's an extra in the wizards of waverly place movie!"

Kristen:" oh well than, Lucky Bitch"

by kristengirl March 10, 2009

Jake Kirby

Has the best white-boy magic around. He has the best 6-pack you've ever seen. He's good at beating ass. His penis is insanely huge and he often goes by the

nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.

"Did you see him?! He looked so hot."
"He's no Jake Kirby!"

by Danizzle;FoShizzle July 27, 2009

Jake Smith 🤦🏼 ♂️

Small penis, little bitch

“Jake Smith 🤦🏼 ♂️ You a bitch”

by Anonymous 736264 May 21, 2018

Jake-baw

Scottish supporter of Celtic FC who prays too God that they will wake up one day and be Irish. They are out spoken in the issue of Irish Republicanism - when infact know nothing about it except form maybe ''Up the RA'' and ''fuck the queen'' ect. If said supporters spent more time looking for jobs and less time using drugs and stealing metal dust caps from cars to take to the scrappy Scotland would be a far better place to live.

A Celtic fan may say - Am a pure Jake-baw by the way want tae help me oot n buy these 6 dusties? ... Naw? yeh goat a fag oan yeh then?

by GSTQ December 20, 2009

JakeHPlayz

A twitch user that will forever be 13 years old.

JakeHPlayz needs to ask for his parents permission to have computer time to make sure that the Cardinals lost again, cause that's all they do.

by djfuzzy84 October 21, 2018

Jake-in' up

(verb): The act of making an enormous mistake whilst being belligerently inebriated. <Double points if the subject in question's name is actually Jake>

While sitting on the couch with your friend, you vomit on him/her in such a manner that you appear to try to kiss him/her (same gender). Upon getting home, you slip and gash your head open, crawl to the shower, bleed and vomit, and your friends have to take care of you. Thou hast successfully performed the act of "Jake-in' up".

by MarioTheDragon November 6, 2010

Jake Herwitz

A main character in the online sketch Jake and Amir. He's considered the 'cool guy' but is also very insecure about himself. He makes fun of the other main character, Amir, who is usually obsessed with jake.

Amir: "Do you think thats a normal thing to wear around the office?"
Jake Herwitz: "Do you think I have an answer for every line of questioning? Do you think I'm not gonna go to the park during lunch? Does that make me insecure? You bet it does"

by jakeandamirfan January 21, 2013