jacob shartorious

ok, so, you know that little fuckboy on musical.ly? this is his middle school nickname that his mates gave to him when he shit himself lip syncing.

jacob- "hey guys !"
jacobs' friend "dafuq is up shartorious?"
so basically jacob shartorious means the end of all man kind.

by the not a meme August 12, 2017

jacob wivell

Jacob wivell is about 4 feet tall and has a strong possibility of Down syndrome or growth defect he usually targets females with oddly large nipples around the size of a salami and he loves to suck on toes

Man Jacob wivell come soff as a homosexual to me

by Jacob wivell is gay March 12, 2019

Jacobs Mule

A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka

A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!

by Wrg2017 July 7, 2018

Jacob pineiro

cool guy who is amazing and super cute and loyal. he knows how to treat a girl and he deserves the world. (spilled the tea sis)

I love Jacob pineiro

by YO YO YO TEA SIS February 16, 2019

Jacob Bruno

Jacob bruno is a Cancer sign. You can always find him in a hat, hoodie, or jacket. He’s as sweet as sugar, and he’s a hot bitch for sure. He’ll be there when you need him the most. He gives great advice but you need to remember.. everyone’s got their own problems as well. He is the number one guy to ask to prom. He’s got a big heart as well, one that’ll make yours swell.

Girl: “Jacob Bruno is so hot!”
Me: “Shut the fuck up! That’s my boyfriend!”

by Jadeg1126 June 7, 2018

Dirty Jacob

A gay incest act where two males who are brothers eat each others poop out of their loose gaping butt holes, then share a wet sloppy open mouth French kiss, sharing the poop.

“I gave my younger brother Tucker, a Dirty Jacob.”

by AmongUsTard October 14, 2023

Jacob moment

This is a moment of hate. It is commonly associated with homophobia.

“Dude I hate gay people” “bro that’s a Jacob moment”

by Mikado07 April 24, 2023