Jessica

the most perfect, prettiest girl, she stuns everyone who looks at her beauty, and mesmerized everyone who gazed at her. shes born to live her best life

have you seen jessica? you haven't? well then you're never gonna die happily because that girl is one in a million universes

by brodinator November 24, 2021

Jessica

This name means everything. She is really beautiful and strong. Nothing can bump her down but every once in awhile help her. She’s a very loving person and is just crazy. You won’t regret meeting a jessica.

Omg jessica you’re so mf pretty like bro.
Hey jessica let’s go out .
Jessica is always getting introuble.

by Brian….. December 11, 2021

Jessica Saturday

Super caring and fun. She’s athletic, dorky, and weird. She plays stupid games on the computer that waste her time and plays with her dogs. atom 2 things about her is she isn’t pretty nor she can sing. She sounds like a rat threw up. Most importantly is her personality- she cares for her friends and family so much so if u ever find a Jessica Saturday- make sure to keep her.

Omg- have you SEEN Jessica Saturday’s post?

by Ummm...yeahhhh May 20, 2018

Jessica-deprivation

When you are gone from your baby for so long that you might die.

IM GONNA DIE FROM JESSICA-DEPRIVATION

by Klue2234 November 4, 2025

Jessica

Jessicas will always be smart beautiful and struggle with friendships but get they guys without knowing her whole life

Oh Jessica that girl can't keep a friends but she is dang hot

by JJlollipop14 December 9, 2019

Jessica's Plant

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.

"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."

by Bex Belling June 11, 2024

Jessicaitis

Medical condition in which one is unable to make eye contact with Jessica when near.

What’s wrong with you?
I have Jessicaitis. Can’t even look her in the eyes when she’s near.

by Hedgehogsloth January 20, 2024