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Where the sun doesn’t shine

The place where poop comes from, and also a place where a penis likes to go visit sometimes. Typically, it is so hidden between the fluffy, buttery, biscuits that the sun never has a chance to shine on it. Also see: Sphincter Sun Bathing.
Angry response: “you can go stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023
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The Sun

An entity of unquantifiable proportions, this being wrought of flame is a deity in many an ancient culture.

Prolonged exposure to this being causes your skin to burn, and staring at it can cause it to scorch an afterimage of itself, or blindness under extended instances.
It is difficult to avoid The Sun, as it's radioactive nature spreads across millions of kilometres of land.
Mortal 1: "Hey, you know Jarekphreay?"
Mortal 2: "Yeah, that dude's awesome!"
Mortal 1: "Well... he got consumed by The Sun."
Mortal 2: "Damn, I liked that guy."
by GlitchZone May 24, 2023
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Faint young sun

Hym "I did like Faint Young Sun. But I might LITERALLY be Escanor so I'm showing my bias a little."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
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Sun Suka Meow

by Hooddddy June 5, 2023
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capri-sun

Best drink ever. Its the best AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!
Oh yeah, capri-sun tastes like a banger!
by SpicyChili69 March 27, 2023
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Capon Sun

The ethnic mispronunciation of the portable juice drink "Capri Sun".
Momma! Momma! I dunno wha I finsta do... Anfernee drank up all the Capon Sun! I funna slap his bitchazz...
by Marquis70 August 14, 2011
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