I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.

Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"

by von groovy September 18, 2025

I am dead OK

It’s one someone is trying to say the dead

I am dead OK I was killed

by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 2, 2022

Am I smart?

This is a more positive phrase/expression to use to ask yourself if you are doing something right/correctly instead of being more negative and harsh on yourself and saying "Am I dumb?".

Am I smart? Did I get this problem correct?

Omg I think I conjugated the verb correctly. Am I smart?

Why do you I think I got this..? Am I smart?

by LingDanc803 September 14, 2023

i am not reading this

You don’t want to read it

This is to long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

I am lesbian

What I wish I could tell my parents...

"Mom and Dad, I've wanted to tell you for a while, so here I go... I am lesbian"-your daughter

by timmmyturrner May 3, 2024

Am i special?

Why did you look this up? If you are depressed then talk about it.

Yes you are!!! You can do things that nobody can do!

kArEn: My kid is special!
Litterly the fattest kid on earth: Am i special?
KAreN: no, i tried to drown you, but the manager said milkshakes are for drinking only.

by tobitaart June 9, 2020

i am liquify

A TikTok and YouTube commentator

Have you heard of Liquify?
Yes I have!
Who’s Liquify?

I am Liquify is a social media commentator

by IamLiquify November 30, 2020