smugglers hold

When the eurethra of a mans big ol Willy cock gets sown shut

Don’t get a fucking smugglers hold

by Bumfus April 24, 2018

hold it dung

''hold it dung'' means that someone needs to relax, or they need to calm down.

''The vibes were getting tense, so I stepped in and told everyone to hold it dung.''

by Laila Whitehead-Gaines September 13, 2025

Hold My Coffee

Something people say when they are about to do something cool/badass

Tyrone: Yo run 1s in basketball

Carl: Hold my coffee

by tacomuncher_99 January 11, 2024

hate holds

Less pleasant version of 'love handles'

While Ming the Merciless referred to them as love handles, his concubines felt they were more like hate holds.

by joshofbass October 29, 2011

holding up 4’s

Holding up 4 fingers in a picture means you are voting for me for 2022-2023 Student Leadership.

“Hey guys pose for a picture real quick, but Make sure to be holding up 4’s”

by 09287384 May 2, 2022

COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).

I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.

by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022

Hold my fingers

Similar to “I’ll hold my tongue.” But if you are texting you hold your fingers back from saying something you probably shouldn’t.

Person: “I think it’s funny to say I’m dumping my balls.”

Me: “I will hold my fingers so I don’t text something inappropriate.”

by Itsyouwhome January 24, 2021