A girl who studies degrees such as art history and uses this degree to find a husband. She likes to wear high heels on cobbled streets in order to lure potential husbands.
by standrews1991 June 10, 2012
Get the a heartfield mug.After months and sometimes years of analysis, Engineers and tons of money is used to drill holes down the ground to find Oil. They do perforations to the location at the end of their drilling in the ground to get the oil flowing in the pipes from ground to the surface.
After this exercise, which took so long and a lot of money and a lot of heavy equipments and machines:
1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Gas coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 30% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Water coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 50% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find nothing coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 100% Hearbreak.
After this exercise, which took so long and a lot of money and a lot of heavy equipments and machines:
1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Gas coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 30% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Water coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 50% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find nothing coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 100% Hearbreak.
We been drilling all night and nothing is coming out of this feat, I think we are lead towards a petroleum heartbreak.
I came here to drill, but i dont care if it leads to a petroleum heartbreak
I came here to drill, but i dont care if it leads to a petroleum heartbreak
by pyrocute August 27, 2013
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When you have a crush on someone and they break your heart by:
•playing you
•ignoring you
It can also occur when your crush has a girlfriend or boyfriend or is interested in someone else.
•playing you
•ignoring you
It can also occur when your crush has a girlfriend or boyfriend or is interested in someone else.
by Fingerleaf October 5, 2016
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Get the [Cooter] Heartbeat (CH) mug.“Dude he’s been acting weird lately what happened it’s like he’s gone mad”
“Yeah he had a bad break up he’s got joker heart”
“Yeah he had a bad break up he’s got joker heart”
by Anonymouslyfeeling September 25, 2017
Get the Joker heart mug.A definite heart attack. Something that could only be described as a heart attack. When you get this feeling it is a 100% undeniable fact, you’re having a heart attack.
Jim: Franklin are you okay?
Franklin: Yes, I’m fine.
Jim: What happened?
Franklin: I had a sheer heart attack.
Franklin: Yes, I’m fine.
Jim: What happened?
Franklin: I had a sheer heart attack.
by JediMurderer511 June 9, 2018
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