hairy butterfly

An elegant way of describing a hairy minge.

Darling, you have a hairy butterfly ,might be time for a shave.

by anonymous January 15, 2025

hairy bolas

Hairy ball sack

I like your hairy bolas all your hairs went in my mouth

by User15678910 February 19, 2018

hairy and bald

I think if we shave his head and beard
he will move faster and lighter
and he will regain vision

Huge difference sleeping with him hairy and bald.

by Krkič March 21, 2020

hairy artifact

A fossilized sexual organ covered in cat hair due to sleeping with a Maine coon on New Years Eve in Maine

Hey girl you wanna see my hairy artifact? It's hung in my living room.

by mainehoes January 1, 2014

Hairy Kipper

To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.

Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"

Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."

OR

"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"

by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021

Hairy red discoball

The glowing from the light of a torch when one puts a torch against their testicles.

I went to a halloween party and a shrek cosplayer played with a hairy red discoball

by GummerPaladin November 30, 2021

Hairy Gibson

The act of strumming her thick pubic hair like a Gibson guitar

Dude she took off her panties and that bush was so thick I had to give her a hairy Gibson

by Rlakric September 9, 2023