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Canadian Handshake

When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.
Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.
by Gunnyfuy March 3, 2020
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Morton handshake

When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*
Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name
by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016
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dp handshake

A sex act, wherein one hand is inserted into both the anus, and vagina, and contact between the hands is made through the membranes separating the two tracts. Also known as a 'DP High-5'.
Aaron: Dude, you go out with that chick last night?
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.
by Don's Johnson November 28, 2017
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Milky Handshake

When you spooge into your arm and give a handshake.
-Man, Tom just gave me a milky handshake!
-Ew, fkn fgt.
by KrunchyKrisp March 22, 2017
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Kengaroo Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.
dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves kengaroo handshakes.
by Steve0004 March 13, 2025
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handshake line

when a person walks along a line of naked men...pumpin' away
At the end of a game, to celebrate, a bunch of bros get in a handshake line.
by Billybobjoe97 February 25, 2018
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cypriot handshake

Masseuse that’s willing to go the extra mile, kisses your toes then your forehead following a massage.
Denise gave me a Cypriot Handshake , she kissed my toes then my forehead following a full body massage
by Softy101 September 11, 2021
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