floor jelly

When you're on your period and it drips on the floor
Wow her floor jelly looks yummy
by cockboggler October 25, 2015
mugGet the floor jellymug.

floor skrilla

The semen and sweat soaked money found on the floor of a strip club.
That ho work at the Bank and Spank, but she busted so she ain't even gettin that Floor Skrilla
by Rhenthalin1 October 23, 2014
mugGet the floor skrillamug.

Piss on the Floor

Slang for a big, disgusting mess. It can be used to refer to something that’s actually physically filthy, or something that’s just a mess. Similar to saying that something is “like a trainwreck.”
Jackie: “Did you see the school play?”
Wilson: “Yeah! It was such a piss on the floor this year”
by Robby_ April 11, 2024
mugGet the Piss on the Floormug.

Floor General

Girls named Nevaeh, often ones who are very annoying
Nevaeh is a floor general, she doesn’t know how to shut up
by Simma January 7, 2024
mugGet the Floor Generalmug.

Floor Nag

When a man of small moral value leaves a large contribution of piss on your floor. Varying levels of severity are based on how many household objects were covered in the alleged Floor Nag.
Oh man, Lester got super drunk and Floor Nagged all over my vacuum.
by Eagle Flies June 11, 2011
mugGet the Floor Nagmug.

Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!
Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.
by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022
mugGet the Golden Floormug.

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