Flat cock

Worse than calling someone a chicken; a Flat cock is an endearing term for one of the boys who is being a bit of a pussy or a wet ass. Used to cheer them on.

Used a lot in the french alps

Grow up you flat cock. Just do it already

by Flatcock23 January 7, 2020

Flat

Bent word of approval with Northern Germanic roots. Shortened form of "flat out right."

Example...
Me: That man is a legend!
Him: That's flat, brother! That's flat.

Dude, when you said she was your one and only... that was flat!

by Kenny Bents December 15, 2018

Flat

no curve or thick mass

“Bella is so flat”

by SimonSaysLikeThisDefinition November 24, 2018

Parasite-style' flats

same to semi-basement flats

'Parasite-style' flats are to be banned after deaths

-From BBC

by Leo WU August 11, 2022

flat spoon

Its a spatula.

Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."

by there-once-was-a-guy-named-fez March 5, 2018

Flat Tire

Kyler does it to me. So annoying.

KYLER STOP FLAT TIRING ME!!!

Bro that kid is annoying i'm gonna go flat tire him

by Leterz May 4, 2021

flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 14, 2023