the fairy that comes around at night and gives you an anal exam and collects dingleberries out of your asshole, the anal fairy often tickles your asshole so you know it's there. It loves the taste of cumberries and leaves you money for them. Cumberries are dingleberries infused with cum after an anal cream pie.
Little Boy: "Hey Daddy when is the Anal Fairy coming to visit me?"
Daddy: "Whenever a big black man with a raging veiny 12-inch boner comes and ass fucks you and you diarrhea on his dick."
Little Boy: "Ok Daddy I can't wait to diarrhea on a Big Black Man's dick, and get a visit from the legendary Anal Fairy!"
Daddy: "Thats My Boy!"
Daddy: "Whenever a big black man with a raging veiny 12-inch boner comes and ass fucks you and you diarrhea on his dick."
Little Boy: "Ok Daddy I can't wait to diarrhea on a Big Black Man's dick, and get a visit from the legendary Anal Fairy!"
Daddy: "Thats My Boy!"
by !Hey May 13, 2024
Get the Anal Fairymug. by callysfriend April 12, 2017
Get the fork fairymug. Effeminate flapping of the hands when scared, startled, or taken by surprise. Usually coupled with a high-pitched gasp or scream. Generally associated with women and queer men, but it is an involuntary motion that can happen to anyone
"Dude, did you see Danny's face when Alicia came out of nowhere and scared him"
"Yeah!! He screamed like a woman and did fairy hands, that shit was hilarious"
"Yeah!! He screamed like a woman and did fairy hands, that shit was hilarious"
by Turtletaint December 9, 2023
Get the Fairy Handsmug. A smaller creature of the female species. She is a guaranteed STD transmitter. She will most likey have Athlete's Foot.
by TeddyW September 15, 2010
Get the Fungus Fairymug. by Asehastly December 18, 2016
Get the Fairymug. A phrase used commonly by British form subs (substitute teacher) against members of the LGBTQ community.
by haroldjenkins March 25, 2022
Get the Puffy Puffy Fag Fairymug. by JEPHPH80 February 20, 2018
Get the herpie fairymug.