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J Edward

A guy that doesn’t know what he wants and goes through breakups that seem odd . He is still not over his “ 2019 ex” but is dating someone at the moment . He’s pretty cute and he knows it but sometimes his self esteem is kinda low and he feels alone most of the time . He low key wants to go back to his ex but he is scared that she will reject him so he stays in his comfort zone . He has alot of goals in life but for some reason is at a pause in life . He’s a good person with such a good heart and he could be the love of your life !
Hey J Edward ! You seem pretty funny I kinda like you !
by Your lovebug November 23, 2021
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Edward

Edward is a twat.

He has a 0.5cm penis.
He is shorter than the dwarf down the road and he is the dumbest person you will ever neet
That Edward over there. Yeah he has a really small penis.
by J0nes69 June 14, 2020
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Edward Silcock

Edward Silcock is the funniest person you'll ever meet. His work in school is fantastic and he is brilliant in sport. Edward Silcock has 2 younger brothers called Joe and Dom. They have 2 guinea pigs, their names are Liberachi and rocket. Edward Silcock is one of the most amazing people you've ever met.
"Who's he?"
Edward Silcock
"Never heard of him"
Well that's sad isn't it?
"Why?"
Because he is the most funniest and kindest person you'll ever meet
by Hidrjfrjgghdrhrefrjfjwjf December 8, 2020
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Edward

If you ever meet an Edward... be careful... he has a thing for for pale lip biting spider monkeys.

He has problems.
Person 1: You see that sparkly silhouette over there?
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!
by pedagogegyma May 23, 2023
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Edward Ramos

The most inspiring, motivating, and we'll endowed name a man can ever have. All other names don't even come close to this superior and divine name. When in the presence of such a Godly name you must bend the knee and bow to such a higher and well respected name. People with this name are known to read minds, dominate when it comes to competition. This name is The most attractive and persuading names that by just saying or hearing this name and even just being in the presence of such a Godly and unmatchable name, will make any woman climax so intensely and orgasmic to the point that she will absolutely never ever feel or be satisfied by another person ever again, being that no one else can even come close to satisfying them like someone with such a unmatchable and godly name. This name will forever be the most attractive, vivid, undefeated, most respected, worshipped, wisest, most imitated but never duplicated, and makes woman most moist and wet during fornication with no lubrication, no matter the time, person, place, or situation. Did I mention this name smells better than bacon, always pure and true, so being fake is forsaken, allowed to give any woman's behind a spankin, guaranteed cervix breakin, without having to be hard it could even do so when half hard or soft just danglin. So to all you other lower and mediocre names out there, sorry but The best and most highest and superb name Edward Ramos has already been taken.
I wish My name was Edward Ramos So I could be the most handsome, ginormasly well endowed, and be worshipped by the most beautiful and bustiest woman to ever walk planet earth.
by Donnie Punani November 24, 2021
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Edward

He is the most amazing, intelligent, handsome and kind person, you will ever met. He always respetc everyone and treat everybody with kindness. He also a really positive person, and loves to help everybody, even when he is not at his best, he can make you smile, SO TREAT HIM WELL, or you will regret it, i'm sure. He is a great kisser and gives the BEST hugs in the intere world, so you'll want to spend a lot time cuddling. He is the best person to talk about everything and nothing, or about what is hurting you, your fellings, dreams, or about music, he has an amazing music taste, and you will probably spend a lot of time talking about it or singing together, and he probably can play something like a guitar, and he is REALLY good at it. He also gives amazing compliments, and at the exactly right time you need it, its unbelieble. He is shy but when you get to know him, or you get closer, everything change. He always support who he loves, and if you are one of them, you have to be really grateful, but you probably are, there is no way not to fall in love with him. He deserves all the good things.
person1: hey, do you know Edward?.
person2: yeah, I know, I'm his gf
person1: omg, you are so lucky, I wish I could have an Edward in my life.
person2: hahaha, yeah, he is amazing, I love him so much.
by sarahendiv August 30, 2020
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Edward

The most alpha chad that you will ever see, he is the best. He always wants to speak to others and is the kindest person you will ever meet.
by L'er November 28, 2021
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