Donkey Punch

It seems most people get overly creative in attempting to imagine what could be meant by a sexual act entitled the "donkey punch". It's incredibly simple, while using judicious amounts of lubrication a balled fist is forced into the anus. This resembles punching the ass of the recipient although saying ass punch is more literal and less comical than the synonym donkey punch.

She told us about this freak who wanted her to fist his ass. We were horrified to hear that she donkey punched him to the elbow.

by RealDealBobbySpiel March 26, 2009

Donkey Punch

punch a woman in the head during anal. its just a damn joke.why so serious !?

my wife loves being donkey punched.

by KING TUTA December 26, 2017

white donkey

A nickname for a white, jewish, elderly woman who is envisioned to relentlessly twerk within any circumstances in any given day.

"Bro, do you think Margaret was once a white donkey in her past?"
"I believe so Joey, I believe so..."

by jdogg11 November 7, 2014

Donkey Kick

After a girl gets donkey punched, she can donkey kick the offender in the nads.

If a girl gets donkey punched she can then kick her leg back in order to hit the guy.

by The Irreverant Baron August 31, 2005

dobbin the donkey

To dob the donkey is , dare I say it ? to have sexual intrcourse with a donkey. As disgusting as this may sound, it is common practice in the hills surrounding the Costa Blanca in Spain.

Hey, Miquel ! Where is Noel ?

He'll be along in a minute. He's dobbin the donkey my friend.

by emanuel de muffin November 24, 2006

sea donkey

for everyone who is not familar with a sea donk. ill put you straight. a sea donk is a girl of average attractiveness. so a girl you'll fuck if your drunk but she definately is not staying over. a swamp donk is that fat chick in the club trying to dance like shes hot shit. if god forbid you take this home, when your texas mickey wears off you will gnaw your own arm off just to get the fuck out of there. a unicorn is a nice beautiful girl, one you could take home to ma if your in to that sort of thing, you let her wear one of your jerseys in the morning when shes cooking you breakfast and you could possibly call her again.

Wow, what a fucking sea donkey!

by Whiteyyyy July 9, 2007

Donkey Dicked

When one specifically women look like they have been in a donkey show.

Travis was going to have sex with that chick last night but when he saw her snatch it looked like she had been donkey dicked.

by bngermin July 28, 2010