Her: "You want want me to give you a sloppy dallas"
Him: "It would look like fuckin lawn clippings on my shaft...Thinkin about it is making me horny."
Him: "It would look like fuckin lawn clippings on my shaft...Thinkin about it is making me horny."
by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. by Maple1999 October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. Doo: cmon soup give me one of your special slappy dallas
Soup: ok but you bring the dip and don't tell mcnasty again
Soup: ok but you bring the dip and don't tell mcnasty again
by yeetgood October 15, 2020
Get the Slappy Dallasmug. Dallas is definitely a wanna be emo kid they listen to my chemical romance and hate their life they don’t like talking about their feelings and they are smart.
by DeezNutzinyoma August 31, 2021
Get the Dallasmug. by VaultZer0 October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. Dallas is the person who gets angry when you call him out for being a simp. The kind of guy to get beat by his girlfriend after he simped for her.
by CoreyLewisCumShot April 9, 2020
Get the Dallasmug. 