cookieguy

cookie guy is a man of great wealth, his insane c skills make me drip and he yes

cookieguy is so breedable

by slamino May 20, 2022

cookieball

Someone who’s a fucking idiot and acts like it at all times.

When he dropped out of school, he started acting like a Cookieball

by Obx26 June 25, 2022

Cookies ‘n Cream

When you have anal sex with someone with an unwashed ass, pull out and then ejaculate on their face.

Dumbass 1: “Hey, did you hear Frank fucked Melissa?”

Dumbass 2: “Yeah bro, he gave her the cookies ‘n cream.”

by Ya_niggist December 31, 2022

Cookie

A piece of crack cocaine, larger than a rock, and often in the shape of a cookie.

P1: Raindrops
P2: Droptops
P1: Smokin on cookie in tha hotbox
P2: (Cookie!)

by STUNNA WVTTZ June 24, 2023

live cookie

1. In an office environment, any confectionary or pastry that was set out for an specific audience is a target for poachers. Due to the risk involved in hunting these treats, they taste particularly sweet.

2. A decidedly choice, and off-limits, female co-worker deriving her name from the said cookie.

1. Did you see Rob snare that live cookie from the conference room?

2. Check out that new live cookie down the hall.

by Bennet Too July 2, 2005

colon cookie

feces.

This colon cookie is done, where's the john?

by the one time poster August 4, 2009

misfortune cookie

Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting

(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"

by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009