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Condom joke

When you tell a joke about your scrotum
Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023
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Condom Currency

A "Condom Currency" is a currency thats very weak compared with those from other countries.
"Why don't you buy it from X website?"
"They deal in international prices, can't afford it with condom currency"
by Lord of the Emus December 17, 2017
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Condom Shame

When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.

Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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Coffee condom

The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.
May I have a coffee condom for the cup to keep from burning my hands please?
by Momma D6 February 20, 2018
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Kiddie Condom

A condom made of a plastic bag as a condom on their finger to be used for fingering.
Girl: Did you bring a kiddie condom?
Boy: Yeah. Open wide.
by gbabbiii December 22, 2010
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Condom

Every Man's best friend.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
"Man...if it hasn't been for this Condom,I would have screwed this up"
by MVPMike April 25, 2019
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Condome

To disallow or prevent, also when you mean to write the word, ‘condone’.
by Jackster404 March 3, 2023
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