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Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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andreea ciolac

Andreea Ciolac is a type of fish that’s very smelly. It’s newly discovered. Andreea Ciolac can also be used when describing something that smells like fish
For example: “oh it smells like an Andreea Ciolac in here”
by Woahisthatanalien October 13, 2019
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Click Clack Blast

Click Clack Blast is an action performed by a famous League of Legends player by the name of Eki.

It's a tree step action were he calculates, grasps and executes an action to totally obliterate an enemy from the face of summoners rift.

Riot has tried get in reach with the player but they got blasted to.
being defined Eki blasted yasuoforwin beyond all eternity
Click clack blast can be defined as a religion.
"I'm a true blasterian
by Zarkax December 3, 2019
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Recovery Coach

An individual who specializes in strength-based support for people with addictions or in recovery from drugs, alcohol, codependency, or other addictive behaviors.
Christopher Ferry is the best recovery coach! Call him if you need addiction help.
by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020
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Clickity-clack

Is a gay term for a “bottom bitch” using their limp penis as if it were a large colitis during anal sex via their “boy pussy
Hey Angel, are you gonna be waiting for Daddy spread eagle, cheeks apart, rubbing on your clickity-clack? No coming without me, that’s consider cheating!
by Agile in All things Gay April 29, 2020
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Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackle

When you teach your friend how to spit roast a slapper from town.
My friend and I Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackled this slapper we met on the weekend.
by GhostFox199 October 30, 2020
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Cazalaca calaca poochalum

A slang term used by Subway Surfer Tiktok to describe your c00chi3 la p00chi3
Me and my friend were in school and we were on our periods, our teachers were being mean to use so we got up onto the top of our tables and shot our period blood at him from our "cazalaca calaca poochalum's"
by CazalacaCalacaPoochieCoochie February 18, 2021
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