Christian Cooley

The wackest wack job to ever exist. Some may think he is a complete and udder dick, and they are right. He’s the type of guy to block everyone in his group chat. He’a the type of guy to date a stick and call her thick. All in all, the boy can sugondese nuts.

Christian Cooley: Guess who I’m dating
Everyone: Don’t tell me it’s...
Christian: Q U I N N
Everyone: bruh she’s flat as MIKEY
Christian: blooocked

Christian is such a bully

by Godly Bottle of Urine July 29, 2019

Christian Parga

Christian Parga is a complicated human. He can be very negative/insecure at times and is not the best in relationships. He frequently blames his partner for causing problems and claims the solution is to just give up. He does not like when things get hard and when they do he does not like to fight. He is great at ghosting people and not caring about others feelings. He will treat you like a princess one day, then the next treat you like you don’t exist. He uses people and has a guilty conscience for it. He will tell you he’s not good enough for you when he knows he’s going to do something to hurt you. Don’t ever trust that he will fight for you, because most likely, he will leave you. Christian Parga is selfish, immature, and weak minded. He hurts people and forgets about it, and one day this will catch up to him...

Christian Parga can be your best friend one day and treat you like you don’t exist the next.

by Yourworldwithin August 7, 2019

Christian Abed Khalifa

Son of Cooper Flavio Jones and Elle

Not to be confused with Abed Khalifa or Liam Campbell

Currently less than a year old.

"Did you hear about Christian Abed Khalifa?"

"Yeah, I heard he got baptized by father Campbell recently."

by Biggo Grayo September 12, 2019

Christian effect

Contact with a female cause them to fall in love. Can be instant or happen over a period of time. You can’t Fwm and not fall in love shawty, I do this shit.

I told you that you got the Christian Effect.

by H00DIE-_-Sol September 22, 2019

Christian Asylum

A term used when people of Christian faith go to after the time of retirement to live there years within the Holy Spirit.

My dad wanted to go to the Christian Asylum once he’s of age.

by PastorsRLife September 24, 2019

christian

the meanest, rudest, most stuck up guy. if you ever talk to him, which you probably will cause he tries to get with every girl, run. like runnnnnnn. he is a good talker and will convince you that he cares but i promise he doesn’t. he denies that he’s a fuckboy but he is the ultimate one. his relationships only last 4 days because he has commitment issues and just wants to hoe around. he plays the same games with every girl he talks to so if he make you feel special just remember you are probably not in his eyes. but who gives a fuck abt him cause he’s a piece of shit. he thinks he’s the hottest guy ever but he’s actually really ugly. so just do yourself a favor and drop him before you catch feelings unless you wanna look like the biggest clown.

new girl- “do y’all know a guy named christian”

every girl in the school “omg yes he’s the biggest player!!! do NOT go for him!!!”

by the ultimate clown September 25, 2019

Christian

A cute ass boy who is literally jaw dropping like ddaaayyyuuummmnnn i see you.

Hes so sweet and smart hes a Christian

by ImSayingWhatYourThinking October 24, 2019