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wet cracker

A person who is half mexican (wetback) and half white (cracker).
Bobby Sue Hernandez is a total wet cracker. WHY? Because her mom's a cracker and her daddy's a wetback!
by Molly and James May 5, 2007
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cracker

(1) a tasty, crunchy snack

(2) an ingnorant synonym for a white person
(1) Goldfish snack crackers are delicious and cheesy.

(2) Yo homie dog look at that mofo cracker cutting his grass.
by i_like_goldfish_crackers February 14, 2009
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Not only is a cracker a derogatory term for the whiteman, or a
delicious salty bread chip, or a computer hack

It is also a not so well known device used to open nitrus cartridges in order to inhale the nitrus giving a high that ranges from 30 seconds to 10 minutes in some cases.
There are many different kinds of crackers, like an old fashioned whip cream dispenser (which you screw the nitrus into, and instead of whip cream you get pure nitrus nirvana!) or several other useful products.
by Toasty-Snaxx August 11, 2007
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Cracker

One who partakes in crack cocaine.
That cracker stole my car stereo!
by Stephen Harper March 25, 2008
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Christmas cracker

When you burp and fart at the same time, emitting gas from both ends simultaneously.
1) Andrew ate so much steak that he busted a christmas cracker.
2)Sis is such a glutton that he always has a case of the chrisimas crackers.
3) Excuse me, I just christmas crackered.
by Muchos Gaseous September 1, 2009
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by The jewish council October 14, 2006
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cracker

a semi-racial term which is on no level as bad as the n-word. Some whites get mad when blacks say it but others treat it as a minor joke.
Anybody want cheese and crackers?

I'm getting tired of these crackers, acting like they own the world!
by e m November 26, 2006
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