curing some cancer

(verb) euphemism for having the sexual relations of the most taboo variety with only a partially consenting adult

me: have you seen mike and jessica?
ann: i haven't; they're probably off somewhere curing some cancer
me: ew. that's disgusting

by elderlythud September 10, 2021

Cancer

James fawdry has cancer on his chins and his brother died at birth

James fawdry has cancer on his chins

by James fawdry July 1, 2019

Cancer

TikTok

Girl: I have TikTok
Friend: You mean Cancer

by Spider Donkey April 7, 2020

cancerous

any loud child

damn that kid is cancerous

by chris pratt as mario December 9, 2021

Ball cancer

Testicular cancer.. that’s all.

Bob: hey bro guess what
David: what?
Bob: I have ball cancer
David: damn bro that sucks

by I made this for a joke lmao October 28, 2021

Cancer

Cancer: a excuse not to go to school or to skip school.

Haytam: I can't go to school today I have cancer

Sam: wtf that's just a excuse not to go to schol

by Hentai-gamer August 5, 2019

cancer

being on call with a couple, virtually thirdwheeling

I was on a call with Ava and Nico yesterday, I think I contracted Cancer

by brunchkille October 10, 2023