A most deprived sexual act known to men and moose anywhere. Is a cleveland steamer variation, where at the beginning of sexual act, one partner (preferably a moose) takes a dump on the other.
After this, the shit is soaked in maple syrup and put outside/into the fridge. After several minutes of wild sex with the moose, you take the frozen dump out, and use it as an oral dildo, enjoying it's sweet taste while you gag on it.
Originally it used to be a threesome. Based on gender of the moose and other partners, they would enjoy either a double penetration, or one would use a Stanley Cup as an anal dildo.
Note! This cleveland steamer variation does not allow a steamroll combo! The shit will be too hard and will not smear as effectively + it's really hard to train a moose that way (although there were claims that this is possible with reindeer's) .
After this, the shit is soaked in maple syrup and put outside/into the fridge. After several minutes of wild sex with the moose, you take the frozen dump out, and use it as an oral dildo, enjoying it's sweet taste while you gag on it.
Originally it used to be a threesome. Based on gender of the moose and other partners, they would enjoy either a double penetration, or one would use a Stanley Cup as an anal dildo.
Note! This cleveland steamer variation does not allow a steamroll combo! The shit will be too hard and will not smear as effectively + it's really hard to train a moose that way (although there were claims that this is possible with reindeer's) .
<A> Man, you've heard about that sick fuck from Canada?
<B> Dunno, some say he's a coprophiliac, and some that zoophiliac. You know which?
<A> Dude! He's been through whole Canada's History!
<B> Oh man, and he startet off by liking the beaver more than usual.
<B> Dunno, some say he's a coprophiliac, and some that zoophiliac. You know which?
<A> Dude! He's been through whole Canada's History!
<B> Oh man, and he startet off by liking the beaver more than usual.
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using moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup as pleasure enhancers, the act begins when the man dips his cock into the maple syrup. though one might think this will be licked off by the woman, it is in fact going to be used as lubrication for anal penetration.
the woman bends over a table, and the man places the moose antlers on the woman's lower back, just above her hips. the antlers then represent an actual, physical, version of a "tramp stamp."
the man slides his maple syrup ensconced cock into the woman's anus, and the two begin a rhythmic give and take; him thrusting, her receiving. this continues until climax, where the man deposits his cum deep inside her bowels.
after squeezing out every last drop of semen, the man removes his cock and grabs the stanley cup. the woman squats over the stanley cup and shits out the frothy mix of santorum and maple syrup into it.
hockey sucks.
(the animal involved simply watches the two humans in disgust. what, did you think it was involved? pervert.)
using moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup as pleasure enhancers, the act begins when the man dips his cock into the maple syrup. though one might think this will be licked off by the woman, it is in fact going to be used as lubrication for anal penetration.
the woman bends over a table, and the man places the moose antlers on the woman's lower back, just above her hips. the antlers then represent an actual, physical, version of a "tramp stamp."
the man slides his maple syrup ensconced cock into the woman's anus, and the two begin a rhythmic give and take; him thrusting, her receiving. this continues until climax, where the man deposits his cum deep inside her bowels.
after squeezing out every last drop of semen, the man removes his cock and grabs the stanley cup. the woman squats over the stanley cup and shits out the frothy mix of santorum and maple syrup into it.
hockey sucks.
(the animal involved simply watches the two humans in disgust. what, did you think it was involved? pervert.)
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The fabulous land up north that just so happens to be seated on top of the USA, hence Americas hat.
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Maritimer: What do you do for a living.
Arrogant Westerner: I work high up in an oil firm, how about you, suppose you fish, but are on unemployment right now.
Maritimer: Well actually I'm a CEO for the Scotia Bank in Halifax.
Western Canada: Arrogant, Alcoholic, Drug user, Unhappy, Thinks he/ she is important, hick, waste of space.
Arrogant Westerner: I work high up in an oil firm, how about you, suppose you fish, but are on unemployment right now.
Maritimer: Well actually I'm a CEO for the Scotia Bank in Halifax.
Western Canada: Arrogant, Alcoholic, Drug user, Unhappy, Thinks he/ she is important, hick, waste of space.
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