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Cooked

A term used when you are done for or when it is over for you.
Oh shite they blocked chat gpt, I’m cooked.
by XxSavage21xX120 February 28, 2024
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cook her pattie

Having sexual intercourse, sex, taking her to pound town.
Gang1: I met up with this nice tendaroni and she wanted me to cook her pattie because she was feeling the slime.
Gang2: My man!
by Mr. Vivre October 27, 2022
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Cooking

The act of one doing a very good job at a certain task
“We were not cooking yesterday
I’m cooking hard right now
by KrisDontMiss January 9, 2024
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Cooked as

Australian slang for a friend that is on drugs, is fucked up, isn't doing well.
You heard from kip? I hear he is cooked as.
by Okaym8 November 22, 2022
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I'm cooked.

It simply means that the positive or good opportunity/chance for you, doesn't exist anymore, there's nothing left that you can do to change that, and it's over for you.
"Bro, I have so many exams tomorrow and I just started studying at 9 PM, I'm cooked. 🔥"
by farb0sh February 27, 2024
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Cooky (Captain Cook)

The best bloke in the world. He smiles while playing drums and does anything for his mates and family. He loves to captain his boat and band. Can party hard and loves a Cook. Won’t let anyone sleep while over the kitchen is open. Cooky is an abbreviated version of Captain Cook.
You see someone partying hard. And you say to your mates. “Is that Cooky (Captain Cook)
The drummer from a band is smiling while he drums so you call him Cooky (Captain Cook)
You see the captain of a boat switch over to the second battery to keep the cook going for his mates party, the boat doesn’t start so you call him “Cooky (Captain Cook)
by DeadEyeDano April 19, 2023
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Cooked pussy

Eating pussy after she has ran a marathon.

Alternate definition: marinated cooked pussy, when she shits her pants while running the marathon.
My girl is finning the Boston marathon, I’m gonna have some cooked pussy tonight!
by Mc1! September 6, 2025
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