Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

Closet Hipster

Someone who is secretly hipster but not hipster enough to show it.

"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.

"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.

by GdragonBEmyhusband September 3, 2016

cloyed

Cloyed is an AWESOME guy or girl who is great at sports and has lots of friends

"Dude that cloyed dude is awesome at football "

"Yeah he is, you should have seen him yesterday "

by StEVE 175826173947 December 12, 2016

closet bangers

Two people that are having intercourse at work and trying to hide it.

Did you hear about the boss and the chick in accounting?

Yeah they are closet bangers.

by Azmodeus July 6, 2017

closenough

When you misspell a word but it's closenough

I didn't get to second base but I was closenough dude

by IVANYOO August 16, 2017

Closet Crosser

n: a person who secretly will wear articles of clothing meant for the opposite sex.

I became a closet crosser when I was nine years old. It wa out of total curiosity that I tried on a pair of my cousin’s panties and I loved it.

by Rakis July 24, 2018

Close fitting borty

A nickname for someone named Spencer (another meaning, being ‘close fitting jacket) with a nice little voice cracking Morty from ‘Rick and Morty’.

Hey close fitting borty

by *cries in quadratic formula* February 15, 2019