The speech given (usually to a guy) by a girl when he's started a relationship with her "best friend"
"Mate, i'm in deep shit... i spent last night with jane but i really am not intrested in a relationship"
"Yeah so what's wrong"
"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"
"she..."
"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"
"Yeah so what's wrong"
"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"
"she..."
"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"
by sickboy101 May 17, 2010
Get the The Best Friend Speechmug. From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009
Get the Wife's Best Friendmug. A boy best friend is a boy who is a bestfriend for a girl and should always be there for you like a normal best friend:someone to laugh with,someone to smile with,someone to talk to whenever you want, someone who you trust and can tell any secrets to,someone to just make you happy
If your boy best friend hasn’t got at least three of these qualities he best to be done with 💙🤞💯
If your boy best friend hasn’t got at least three of these qualities he best to be done with 💙🤞💯
‘He’s my boy best friend:he’s kind trust worthy, honest,funny and has always been there for me since day 1’
This means a boy best friend
This means a boy best friend
by Boy best friend March 13, 2019
Get the Boy best friendmug. by JakePaulHater987 December 14, 2018
Get the Best teacher evermug. An Ultra Best Friend is a soul mate. Someone who you will argue with but always get over it. Someone you love. You guys won't mind saying I love you to each other. When you have an Ultra Best Friend you will know. You want them in your life forever. It's ok to catch feelings for your Ultra Best Friend and it's ok to date them. It's ok to have butterflies when you are with your Ultra Best Friend. It's ok for a boy and a girl to be Ultra Best Friends. Don't let your significant other make you stop being Ultra Best Friends.
by TheSmartOne.. Maybe November 14, 2019
Get the Ultra Best Friendmug. The type of hug you can only give to a best friend. Usually given when you haven't him/her in a long time.
by DJPremiere April 12, 2016
Get the Best Friend Hugmug. points that can be given out to your best dudes when they do something that a best dude would do like talk you up to some chicks or giving you extra food or just plain helping out. points can range from negative Infinity to positive Infinity.
Matt: hey man can you pick me up at the bar.
Chad: yeah on my way.
Matt: thanks, best dude points to you.
Chad: yeah on my way.
Matt: thanks, best dude points to you.
by bestdude November 21, 2010
Get the best dude pointmug.