It was going fine until I got Brianed. He went from "my son has the same legos" to "you can build legos on my dick if you want"
by Matches&Gasoline January 19, 2023
Get the Brianedmug. Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.
"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"
or
"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
or
"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024
Get the justin geoffrey brian smithmug. by Murphy 995 June 5, 2017
Get the brian murphymug. The most loyal and loving guy you’ll meet 🥰 He has a very good heart and will make you laugh at anytime needed. Everyone needs a a Brian Gonzalez in their life.
by rnbfuntimes July 27, 2022
Get the Brian Gonzalezmug. by KindaCuteKindaCrazy September 21, 2020
Get the Brian Sheeymug. Brian is really into Lego, especially Lego cars. He loves hot wheels and collects them. Brian has dark blonde curly hair with beautiful sexy blue eyes. No one can resist Brian, he’s hot and is very good in bed ;). He’s a loyal, smart, funny and kind to the people who he likes.
Person 1-Who’s that guy that got arrested?
Person 2-Oh that was Brian(Very cute)
Person 1-Hot.
Brian P is so funny
Person 2-Oh that was Brian(Very cute)
Person 1-Hot.
Brian P is so funny
by Vans that steal babys March 17, 2023
Get the Brian Pmug. by MattN36 January 16, 2022
Get the Bender brianmug.