burnt biscuit

A burnt biscuit is what you feel like when you say or do something stupid and you feel like an idiot.

I raised my hand when the teacher asked a question because I thought I knew the right answer but I was wrong and now I feel like a burnt biscuit.

by errika June 1, 2010

human biscuit

simialar to the game "biscuit" where a number of males ejaculate on a peice of toast.

morgan lisik "human biscuit"

by FERNANDO HORTEZ! January 6, 2012

double decker biscuit

A fucking work of art.

Shelbe: can I borrow your double decker biscuit I need inspiration for my art project
Isabella: I ate it

by Ktvtjvtivtiv October 6, 2017

sea biscuit

the act of releasing stool into a body of water and leaving it there to float

" Dude, it's way too far to the bathroom. i just dropped a sea biscuit right here. You might want to get out of here."

by akripke February 24, 2008

Soggy Biscuit

Also known as "Soggy SAOs" in Australia - SAOs being a generic brand of biscuit which has the consistency of a powdery brick in one's mouth.

A male masturbation game in which the first to ejaculate on the biscuit is the winner, and the loser (being the last to come on the biscuit) is forced to eat it. The SAO (or biscuit) soaks up all the raging hormones and becomes..well..soggy.

The personification of a Nudgee College boy is Soggy SAO because everyone knows what a huge bunch of fudgepackers they all are. Attractive, but definitely batting for the other team.

by Le Zoe May 5, 2005

shorty got biscuit

an exclamation by a colored person used to bring to the attention of his homies the ass of a white bitch that is unusually attractive. usually the last thing heard before being gang-raped.

"Yo, Frank," DeMarque exclaims while pointing with one hand and drawing the other near his mouth as if to guard a right hook, "damn, peep dat shit right dere dawg; shorty got biscuit!"

by ryanadams January 15, 2009

biscuit

Someone who is consistently flaky.

Man, Brian cancelled again! He's such a biscuit.

by emdawg777 March 14, 2013