Bird Bath

A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".

Fuck dude, you made me give myself a bird bath when you walked in on me earlier.

by GrowingStains February 18, 2018

Bath Carpet

When you shave your pubic hair and leave a trail at the bottom of the bath after after draining the water.

"I told him I prefer him with pubes, but really I'm just sick of scrubbing away his bath carpet."

by scrubadubtub September 06, 2016

Himalayan Mud Bath

When your partner, takes a steaming dump on your face, and you smear and wear it like a mask to exfoliate the skin.

"Rachel gave me a himalayan Mud bath last night, now my cheeks are softer than a babys bottom"

by Lucamend97 February 12, 2020

aloe bath

When you eat so much spinach that your cum comes out as green as aloe!

I ate so much spinach dip that I aloe bathed her after duffys.

by Haystack4001 February 07, 2016

beef bath

when a man has a fuckfest with obese men in a hot storage locker

officer there is a beef bath in progress

by rey skywalker December 17, 2020

Your Mother Bathes with Tennis

Origin: Some guy hating on Final Boss

Meaning: The ultimate burn. You will be unable to recover from it

NoisyBoi87: You're a trash can
Goddess KR: Your mother bathes with tennis!
Kraetyx: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

by Goddesskr December 12, 2018

Bath glue

The sperm left after you've had a wank in the bath, that you dodge as you quickly try to exit, but somehow sticks to an unusual part of your body.

N.b. Will not rub in, but will willingly stick to the towel.

dude, knocked one out in the bath last night, was covered in bath glue.

by Whatspauldoing September 17, 2022