asian eyes

asian eyes most commonly occurs when you toke too much dank greens and you are so high that your eyes have trouble staying open.

That blunt gave mikey the asian eyes bro.

by Mohammad Philio May 12, 2009

asian pride

1) some asshole made it up and now it's a racist saying

2) at the park on "the box" someone wrote asian pride

Jack: YO GGG YELLOW BOY
Yellow Boy: Yeah GGG JIN?
Jack: Motherfucker yo, yellow pride, lets go kill some whities tonight
Yellow Boy: Sure man

by Jackie November 16, 2003

crazy asian

1. An exchange student of Asian descent who has more cell-phone minutes than the avaerage human life span

1. guywhofindscellphone: Fuck who would have 85 years of cell-phone minutes on a cell-phone?
BuddyOfGuyWhoFindsCellPhone:...Crazy asians.

by MIKE1337 March 14, 2003

Asian Sex

Asian Sex is determined as WACK sex! No matter how hot, sexy, curvy, or horny the girl is the guy is alway ugly! Usually the girls in Asian sex is so hot and horny people would be willing to give them a 48 hour orgasm (Is that even possbile?) Nahh don't think so. But the guy on the other hand is ugly, fat, drunk and gay. They go around telling people "I got a 18 inch dick!" People want to bag bang him while they fuck, because there ugly but people THINK they got a big dick. In the end asian sex is where the girl is beauitful and boy looks like a naked hobo.

Person 1: OMG! Did you hear that she fucked BOB?!

Person 2: Whoaaa! No way. Thats what I call Asian sex!

by xUnknowngrlx October 27, 2009

Asian eyes

When it is so bright outside, you squint your eyes a lot and you look Asian

Hannah: "Dude it's so bright out here. I can't see a thing."

Amanda: "Maybe you should wear sunglasses like me so you don't get caught having Asian eyes."

by fmk11 July 30, 2010

Asian Bedson

The look in the morning when you get out of bed with squinty eyes.

I looked in the mirror this morning and an Asian Bedson was totally looking back at me.

by Dimpsyyy February 5, 2010

Asian Stroke

a short dick male, or someone without a rather large penis, someone who lacks the greatness trait in the bedroom.

dude had asian stroke his dick shorter than amber roses hair.

by greatman August 5, 2012