anal poodle

When a shit the consistency of a hairball oozes out of your ass.

Nothing takes longer to get out of my ass than an anal poodle.

by AssholeAshley October 15, 2013

anal cooch

A gay man's vagina.....

Man 1: Hun, something is wrong with my anal cooch
Man 2: Hun, Im thinking you have cooties in the anal cooch
Man 1: Possibly....

by that_just_happened July 22, 2007

Pretend Anal

When your girlfriend isn't ready for anal sex yet, so you put it inside her pussy and you both pretend its in her ass. Usually best with some kind of verbal roll play.

She says "Lets have pretend anal! Oh baby, put it in my ass! I need it deep in my ass!" Then the guy bends her over and puts it in her pussy and says "Oh baby, your ass feels so tight around my cock, I'm buried in you so deep" and continues to fuck her pussy while they both make believe its in her ass.

by Ass Master Mumford October 9, 2015

clam anal

You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.

Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.

by DaniellesANerd July 24, 2016

Anal sloshing

Doing small sex when the other is shitting

the girl said she had to shut so the guy said hold on let me anal slosh your shit (anal sloshing)

by Dayton14 July 30, 2018

anal bop

when you bend a bitch over, pull off her panties, stick your tongue out so it is firm, then penetrate her pooper with your tongue going in and all the way out repetitively. this can also be done with your meat pistol as well.

damn bro you must have anal bopped that bitch last night. i herd he was shitting pancakes for the rest of the week

by captain gongshow October 15, 2013

Anal Precognition

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.

I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!

by Grand Master OverSpank April 8, 2017