anal blink

When you try to poop out the whole turd, but your butthole clenches up against your will and cuts the beautiful monster that could have been in half.

I ate the entire 24 OZ porterhouse and was looking forward to the magnificent Godzilla turd that would follow, but halfway through its birth I got an anal blink and cut it in half.

by BaconRainey October 16, 2014

Appalachian Anal

While you are using chewing or dipping tobacco, you spit into your partner's anus and use it as lubricant

Wanna try some appalachian anal?
What's that?
I'ma show yow

Throws in some chaw, bends her over and spits in that butt

by NotAlexButMostLikelyDevinMunga December 19, 2014

darth anal

A man who can use the force to convince a girl to go to the dark side, meaning engage in anal sex.

Barry drove the hershey highway with this girl last night. It was her first time. He really is Darth Anal. Using his powers to convince her to go to the dark side.

by Impaasta January 14, 2015

anal gump

Putting a bubba gumps shrimp up your ass and letting the tail hang into your partners mouth

Dude.. He anal gumped me last night

by Trunkdunk2345 May 15, 2015

pool-anal

The act of engaging in the hind-grind (aka bum-love) while submerged in a chlorinated tank designed for swimming. Also known in Britain as hydrobuggery.

"While it may be reasonable to hypothesize water as a substitute for lubricant, numerous peer-reviewed research articles as well as personal anecdotal evidence from my girlfriend confirms that pool-anal is more exciting in theory than in practice."

by YaBoyHunter May 29, 2015

anally violated

Raped via the rectum

Steven: Did you hear about Randy last night? I heard he dropped the soap and got anally violated

by omqtyler June 8, 2015

Anal Tea

When you get done anal fucking your girlfriend, you collect the shit infused semen into your finest tea cup and begin drinking it like you're a member of the royal family.

Hey babe, I want to have anal tea tonight.

by ShamUD69 July 13, 2015