armies

Armies are the plural noun of arms. Derived from the latin word Brachium meaning the upper segment of the arm or forelimb extending from the shoulder to the elbow.
Armies holds some of the larger upper body muscles and are particularly expanded in men as they have a high amount of testosterone which helps build muscle strength in order to flex on the ladies and get some sweet puss. This serves the purpose of procreation and protecting ones children during aggravated disputes against other males.

"my armies hurt"

by skeetermcyeeter September 26, 2020

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ana de army

A woman who is in the military. Often used as a propaganda tool to enlist lonely men.

Don’t let that video of that army girl make you enlist, she’s an Ana de army!

by ChefCheg October 10, 2023

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Armie

A walking paradox. Armie will gas you up, ruin your life, and still have the audacity to say “you knew what this was.”
He’s not your man — he’s the main event.
Tells you he’s busy building an empire, but somehow still has time to watch your story and disappear again.
Calls it “protecting his peace” when he ghosts you for 3 weeks.
Never argues. Just calmly makes you feel like the crazy one.
His cologne? Regret and curiosity.
You’ll never replace him — just date people who remind you of him and fall short.

“He texted ‘wyd’ with a period. Now I’m spiraling. I hate this Armie.”

by Qatiqua August 1, 2025

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German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 3, 2018

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