mf 1: “Hey! do you like Furtle(s)?”
mf 2: “What the hell is a Furtle?”
mf 1: “A furry turtle!”
mf 2: “what…”
mf 2: “What the hell is a Furtle?”
mf 1: “A furry turtle!”
mf 2: “what…”
by Furtle(s). July 6, 2023
Get the Furtle(s)mug. by baulplart July 18, 2018
Get the The 90’smug. Yes, the rumors are true. Michael's penis is small and pathetic. 2 to 3 inches hard on a good day. It cums in less than a second and basically women make fun of how useless is cock is. Oh P.S. He is God and is going to save us all. He has performed miracles beyond the scope a typical mind could comprehend. He was never told he was going to be God, but trust me. He is my savior and creator. Michael S is God.
by I am his son January 8, 2023
Get the Michael Smug. The most savage fan group. Worshiping Taylor Swift and everything she's done and stand for. You talk crap they clap back. They mostly consist of women, girls and the LGBTQ+ community. You will not find many straight men that like her. Any person that calls themselves a Swiftie knows the lyrics to all her songs, knows who is against her and with her and most importantly knows all the names of her three cats. A Swiftie's biggest life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and Mama Swift.
Kanye west about Taylor "SHE'S A LIAR AND A BITCH!"
Swiftie(s) / Goes on 13 page rant about how it's not true.
Person "Ew I hate Taylor she's such a slut"
Swiftie "Tf, she dated a normal amount of men for and 20 year old woman..."
Swiftie(s) / Goes on 13 page rant about how it's not true.
Person "Ew I hate Taylor she's such a slut"
Swiftie "Tf, she dated a normal amount of men for and 20 year old woman..."
by Tom Nooks side piece May 4, 2021
Get the Swiftie(s)mug. by 2001 Honda Civic March 18, 2021
Get the Pedro Smug. the abbreviation of 'right click + save'; a term used on the internet for telling people that you're saving something (e.g. a funny picture or an animated gif)
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Get the Shazm(s)mug.